Thursday, December 4, 2008

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

So, here we are again. Round Two of Things to Ponder is under way. These were, in my opinion, the best I could put together at this time. I hope you enjoy. I even used one for the title since I feel the truth between the words. Let me know what you think, answer them, or tell me some of your own. It's all up to you. Remember, tell a friend because sharing is caring.LOL!!! Have Fun.

  1. Do little angels have car seats in their chariots in heaven?
  2. If I break the laws of Physics do I go to jail?
  3. How do you tell when you are out of invisible ink?
  4. Why are they called stands when they are made for sitting?
  5. If white wine goes with fish do white grapes go with sushi?
  6. If you can't drink and drive why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
  7. How can there be self-help groups?
  8. What is the definition of "is"?
  9. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
  10. If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
  11. Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
  12. Why does slow down and slow up mean the same thing?
  13. Why do men's bicycles have crossbars?
  14. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
  15. Why do they say new and improved? It can't be new if it was improved can it?
  16. If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
  17. Why is there only ONE monopolies commission?
  18. Why is it called a building when it's already built?
  19. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
  20. Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly?

As I stated in my last post, I will be trying to answer a few of these. I want to get a nice list of about 20 or so so bear with me. It'll be coming real soon.

Yours Truly,

Rod D

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