Things To Ponder

Since I started this blog, I 've been wondering what would be the first thing I would post. Just as it seemed as if perfectionism would hinder me from logging my first writings, an idea hit me that would turn out just as good. The answer was right in front of my face in a widget I'd added called " Things To Ponder". Though I did a little "cheating", I decided to post a few which are part rib-tickling and part thought-provoking. The goal of this exercise is to inspire comments which will lead to discussion. Hope you enjoy and, as always, tell a friend.

Now, on with the show:

1. Why does soda taste better in a small bottle than in a large bottle or in a can?
2. How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?
3. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
4. Why are they called apartments when they are stuck together?
5. If a vampire can't see himself in a mirror, why is his hair always so neat?
6. If WalMart is lowering prices daily, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
7. How did a fool and his money get together?
8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
9. Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
10. Before they invented drawing boards what did they go back to?
11. Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
12. If a person kills their clone is it murder or suicide?
13. Does fuzzy logic tickle?
14. How can there be multiple Final Fantasies ?
15. Why is an orange an orange but an apple not a red?
16. If you choke a Smurf what color would it turn?
17. Where do swear words come from?
18. Corn oil is made from corn, Olive oil is made from olives, so what does baby oil come from?
19. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
20. Why do scientists call it research when they are looking for something new?

Sorry, I got a little carried away. But I hope you enjoy these questions and let me know what you think . Maybe soon , I'll post my version of these answers. Should Be fun.

Enjoy,

Rod D